Pub.lished Movie Reviews
Weird Science (1985)
"Weird Science" is peak Kelly LeBrock.
I've always had a considerable crush on Kelly LeBrock, stemming from when I saw this movie during my early teens.
After starring as the ultimate sex fantasy woman in "Woman in Red" and "Weird Science," Kelly LeBrock largely stepped away from acting.
She decided to marry and focus on raising kids with Steven Seagal. (Shudder!)
So, unlike other teen crushes, my adolescent infatuation with Kelly LeBrock was never tainted by her starring in other movies.
Kelly LeBrock wins the award for New Yorker with the sexiest British accent, and gets my teenage vote for the sexiest British accent overall.
Now, you might be wondering when I am going to stop talking about my teenage crush on the sexiest British accent star, Kelly LeBrock, and when I am actually going to talk about the movie, "Weird Science."
But, in essence, I already have discussed the movie. The entire film is about a couple of horny fifteen-year-olds, who develop a crush on Kelly LeBrock, before realizing that they actually want to date a fellow teenager.
This movie is unusual by today's standards. First, it portrays an older woman sexually entangled with underage teens. Second, our two primary teen actors are actual teenagers in real life, and they share a kiss with Kelly LeBrock, who is certainly not a teenager, neither in the movie nor in real life.
And let's be honest, neither teen is very attractive, offering hope to all of us teenage nerds that perhaps a Kelly LeBrock would let us kiss her, too.
The 80's were a completely different time, man. Did Gen X really have those crazy house parties? Yes. Yes, we did. And we pity you poor fools who are missing out on those glorious opportunities for hijinks and shenanigans.
"Are you sure you're only fifteen?"
- You are not comfortable with sexual humor and innuendos.
- You are not a fan of over the top 80's humor.
- You don't enjoy science fiction mixed with teen comedy scenarios.
- You dislike films with unrealistic plotlines.
- You are under the age of 13. This movie has a PG-13 rating for its content.
Warning: The following may contain spoilers:
What's the deal with "Weird Science"? I mean, two high school nerds successfully make a woman on their home computer, and she's supermodel gorgeous. What kind of coding is that? And how exactly do you debug a human being?
And how about the fact these high school boys never go to school? They have all the time to create a woman on their computer, but no time for algebra or physical education. I mean, I guess if you can create human life, you don't really need to know the Pythagorean theorem.
Let's talk about the parents. Are they the most oblivious folks in the universe? There's a bombshell woman living in their house, and they don't blink an eye. I mean, I get a single Amazon package, and my parents think I'm running a smuggling operation.
Then there's the scene with the biker gang. These guys look like they've wandered straight out of a Mad Max movie. I didn't realize post-apocalyptic marauders made house calls in suburban Illinois.
And let's not forget the brother Chet. He's like every 80s movie bully rolled into one, only he's family. His transformation into a giant, disgusting blob, is that the ultimate sibling revenge fantasy or what? Suddenly, all those times he ate the last slice of pizza doesn't seem so bad.
Finally, the end scene where the boys finally get real girlfriends. Because nothing says 'I'm boyfriend material' like creating a supermodel out of thin air, throwing a wild party, and nearly destroying your house. Ah, teenage love in the 80s, so realistic.
So there you have it. "Weird Science", a movie where creating the perfect woman is as easy as typing some random numbers into a computer and wearing a bra on your head. It's a wild, nonsensical ride through the 80s, which, when you think about it, is the most accurate part of the whole film.
The Breakfast Club (1985)
Aficionados of "Weird Science" will appreciate "The Breakfast Club" for its exploration of the same teen dynamics and challenges, only from a different angle. Both films delve into the inner lives of teenagers, challenge high school stereotypes, and underscore the importance of individuality and authentic friendships. Much like "Weird Science", "The Breakfast Club" also employs humor and rebellion against authority to navigate these themes, making it equally engaging and relatable.
Ghostbusters (1984)Enthusiasts of "Weird Science" (1985) will enjoy "Ghostbusters" (1984) due to its similar blend of comedy and science fiction, creative special effects, absurd yet engaging storyline, and memorable characters with great chemistry.
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971)Lovers of "Weird Science" will love "Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory" because both films revolve around fantastical and magical worlds that defy conventional norms. Both films also share an element of unpredictability and surprise that keeps viewers engaged till the end. Despite its minor flaw of focusing more on Wonka than Charlie, the film delivers a nearly flawless experience with its natural integration of songs and Gene Wilder's exceptional performance.
Caddyshack (1980)are classic 80s comedies featuring outrageous plots, quirky characters, and slapstick humor.
Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982)are classic 80s teen comedies featuring high school antics, relatable characters, and a humorous look at teenage life and culture.
Sixteen Candles (1984)are iconic John Hughes' 80s teen comedies featuring relatable characters, humorous scripts, and memorable high school scenarios.
The Goonies (1985)"Weird Science" and "The Goonies" are iconic 1980s films filled with adventure, humor, and memorable characters. They both capture the spirit of youthful imagination and camaraderie, offering nostalgia for 80's pop culture.
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)are iconic 80s teen comedies directed by John Hughes, featuring outlandish scenarios, memorable characters, and a similar sense of humor.
There's Something About Mary (1998)films combine humor with outlandish, improbable situations revolving around the pursuit of love, appealing to fans of quirky romantic comedies.
Back to the Future (1985):If you enjoyed "Weird Science," you'll likely love "Back to the Future" for its mix of sci-fi and comedy. Directed by Robert Zemeckis, this time-traveling adventure follows Marty McFly as he navigates the complexities of adolescence and family dynamics, combined with a dose of clever humor.
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