Pub.lished Movie Reviews
The Retirement Plan (2023)
In the 2023 release, "The Retirement Plan," Ashley and her young daughter Sarah find themselves entangled in a perilous criminal enterprise that threatens their lives. To survive, Ashley reaches out to her estranged father, Matt, who has been living out his days as a beach bum in the Cayman Islands. The plot does indeed hold promise on paper, and it immediately conjures images of a thrilling, emotional rollercoaster ride.
Despite the potential, "The Retirement Plan" ends up as another highly forgettable assassin movie. It's a shame, really, considering the talent involved. Nicholas Cage, for instance, is an actor with an impressive range and a knack for portraying complex characters. Unfortunately, Cage's involvement in this film seems driven more by his well-publicized financial woes than a desire to create a memorable movie experience.
I can't help but wonder, does Cage believe that starring in a series of box-office flops will somehow help offset his tax debts? Is there some obscure IRS loophole that allows for writing off the losses against what's owed? If so, it's a strategy as misguided as the plot of this ill-conceived film.
Cage, and indeed the audience, deserves better than 'The Retirement Plan.' It's a film that promised so much yet delivered so little, another regrettable addition to the burgeoning sub-genre of forgettable assassin flicks.
- You are under the age of 16 due to mature content and themes.
- You are uncomfortable with scenes of violence and intense action.
- You prefer slapstick comedy or light-hearted films.
- You do not appreciate plotlines involving political intrigue.
- You are sensitive to realistic depictions of emotional distress.
Warning: The following may contain spoilers:
What's the deal with "The Retirement Plan?"I mean, they make getting old look like a high-octane action thriller! You know, in my day, retirement was about playing bingo, not dodging bullets! And who knew retirement homes had such high stakes? The only thing we were worried about losing was our dentures!
And the plot, it's like Ocean's Eleven meets Cocoon! I wasn't sure whether to expect a heist or a metamorphosis.
Old Henry (2021)
"Old Henry," is a fantastic choice for fans of "The Retirement Plan". This is a pure Western genre film that surprises viewers with its twist-filled narrative. The strong and thrilling display from Tim Blake Nelson as an old rancher with a hidden past worth discovering, and Patsy Poncedeleon as his curious son, contributes to some memorable moments. This film, directed by Potsy Ponciroli, plays out like a classic western drama with modern sensibilities.
Nobody (2021)A contradictory mix of a suburban lifestyle and high-intensity action defines "Nobody". It features Bob Odenkirk as Hutch Mansell, an underestimated and mild-mannered family man with a hidden past. With director Ilya Naishuller's accentuating the narrative with riveting action sequences, this unpredictable action-thriller will certainly keep you on the edge of your seat.
The Protege (2021):If you enjoyed "The Retirement Plan," "The Protege" should be up your alley. It's an action thriller featuring the powerful performance of Maggie Q as an assassin, who was rescued as a child by a legendary hitman. The duo's chemistry, combined with an intriguing plotline, contributes to an appealing cinematic experience. Also, the film’s director, Martin Campbell, is renowned for his adept handling of action sequences and thrillers, having directed the James Bond films "GoldenEye" and "Casino Royale".
Wrath of Man (2021):The acclaimed director of "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels" and "Snatch," Guy Ritchie, delivers yet another action-packed thriller with "Wrath of Man". This movie serves up a steady dish of mystery and revenge with Jason Statham in his element. If you loved the action scenes in "The Retirement Plan," then this movie should keep you entertained.
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